Joe Jonas and the Shortest Breakup Ever

Posted by Susan Walsh on Nov 12, 2008 in Tidbits |

(JOE JONAS ON HIS WAY TO MEET NEW BIDDY, DIALS CELL)

Joe:  Hey, Taylor, we’re done.  (1 second)

Taylor:  What?  Are you serious right now?  (2 seconds)

Joe:  Totally.  Over.  (1 second)

Taylor:  But why?  (1 second)

Joe:  Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah bye.  (20 seconds)

Here’s the story, in case you missed it somehow:

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So have you ever been dumped in under 30 seconds?  Do tell.

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  • Decoybetty
    Yeah, my last boyfriend and I were wondering around the mall...and he was like "if you're not going to talk I am going home" and he walked down the escalator. while stood at the top being all "well, shit, I am just having a bad day and don't feel like being my normal silly self" Lesson learned...
  • susanawalsh
    Oooh, I would like to punch him. I hate it when I am expected to be all perky and Katie Couric all the time. Is it really to much to ask to be allowed to have a bad day now and again? Sometimes I just want to be left alone, and for my loved ones to read it and respect it.
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