Joe Jonas and the Shortest Breakup Ever
(JOE JONAS ON HIS WAY TO MEET NEW BIDDY, DIALS CELL)
Joe: Hey, Taylor, we’re done. (1 second)
Taylor: What? Are you serious right now? (2 seconds)
Joe: Totally. Over. (1 second)
Taylor: But why? (1 second)
Joe: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah bye. (20 seconds)
Here’s the story, in case you missed it somehow:
So have you ever been dumped in under 30 seconds? Do tell.
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