Joe Jonas and the Shortest Breakup Ever
(JOE JONAS ON HIS WAY TO MEET NEW BIDDY, DIALS CELL)
Joe: Hey, Taylor, we’re done. (1 second)
Taylor: What? Are you serious right now? (2 seconds)
Joe: Totally. Over. (1 second)
Taylor: But why? (1 second)
Joe: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah bye. (20 seconds)
Here’s the story, in case you missed it somehow:
So have you ever been dumped in under 30 seconds? Do tell.
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Yeah, my last boyfriend and I were wondering around the mall…and he was like “if you're not going to talk I am going home” and he walked down the escalator. while stood at the top being all “well, shit, I am just having a bad day and don't feel like being my normal silly self” Lesson learned…
Oooh, I would like to punch him. I hate it when I am expected to be all perky and Katie Couric all the time. Is it really to much to ask to be allowed to have a bad day now and again? Sometimes I just want to be left alone, and for my loved ones to read it and respect it.
Oooh, I would like to punch him. I hate it when I am expected to be all perky and Katie Couric all the time. Is it really to much to ask to be allowed to have a bad day now and again? Sometimes I just want to be left alone, and for my loved ones to read it and respect it.