His Idea of the Perfect Date

Posted by Susan Walsh on Dec 11, 2008 in Tidbits, What Guys Want |

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Found this gem over at RoFrKa: Welcome to My Life, a blog by Robert Kafka. Perhaps a 12-step recovery program for Emotional F*ckwits would help.

“I never go on a date with any expectations, I just know the 12 Stages of a Hook Up.”

Stage 1: Chatting

Stage 2: Hugging

Stage 3: Drinking

Stage 4: Eating

Stage 5: Kissing

Stage 6: Rubbing

Stage 7: Grabbing

Stage 8: Licking

Stage 9: Sucking

Stage 10: Fucking

Stage 11: Cuddling

Stage 12: Leaving

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