20 Mistakes Guys Make When Hooking Up
There’s a Facebook group called 20 Common Mistakes That Guys Make When Hooking Up and I absolutely love their manifesto. The most common mistake girls make is putting up with this. Demand more from your hookups, girls!
From their Group home page:
“This is a list of the most common mistakes that guys make when hooking up and was compiled by several women who are sick of guys who do everything wrong. This group is for any girl who has experienced one or more of these unpleasantries and for the guys who support the cause and strive to do it right.
1. Assuming that just because you’re engaging in “kissing with extras,” that the girl wants to have sex with you.
2. Thinking that the girl you’re with has had an orgasm just because she’s really wet. Female bodies don’t work the same as male bodies. Moisture is not an indication of an orgasm. All it means is that we’re aroused and you should keep doing what you’re doing.
3. Being selfish. Just because you finger me doesn’t mean that you deserve a blow job. Equal reciprocation please!
4. Using Maxim as your sex bible. It’s written at a third grade reading level. You can do better than that.
5. Pushing your girl’s head down on your member. We’re not asking you to stroke our hair or anything, but seriously… I don’t want to choke on your dong. Show some respect please!
6. Not trimming your hair-down-there. We’re expected to wax and you get to grow a mini-Amazon in your pants? I think not!
7. Refusing to kiss us after we’ve just given you head. It’s already been swallowed, we’re not going to “snowball” you, but we would like a little positive reinforcement. Besides, sex acts are supposed to be a little dirty anyway.
8. Acting like you’re doing us a big fucking favor by performing oral sex on us. Do you think we like bobbing our heads up and down, giving ourselves stiff necks and barely being able to breathe down there? We certainly don’t, but do we complain about it? No! And neither should you!
9. Acting like pussy is disgusting. If you don’t like it, then maybe you should start sleeping with men. It is what it is. Don’t try to make us feel bad about it because you should be happy you’re getting any in the first place.
10. Assuming that you can just stick it in without any foreplay. Sorry guys, it doesn’t work that way and you will only hurt both of us. Getting us aroused is your job. I suggest you figure it out.
11. Asking if we can do it without a condom. I know it feels better, but that is how diseases are spread.
12. Only being concerned about getting yourself off and not about getting us off. Your goal is to make it as pleasurable as possible for us too.
13. Not listening to what your partner is saying. If a girl says “right there,” “just like that,” or “don’t stop,” it means just that. Don’t start doing anything harder, faster or rougher. That isn’t what we’re asking for.
14. Ignoring the Almighty Clitoris. If you ignore it, we probably aren’t going to come. It’s anatomy, plain and simple.
15. Being too rough. If I say “ouch” it means you’re hurting me. It isn’t okay to slow down for a little bit and then start pounding me like a jackhammer again a few minutes later. It isn’t going to hurt any less.
16. Patting yourself on the back for being all macho. Odds are, you really didn’t give us an orgasm so don’t get too busy congratulating yourself.
17. Not cuddling afterwards (not even just a little bit!) Women enjoy their personal space when they’re sleeping as well but hey… we’ve just let you inside of us. Show us a little gratitude and respect and allow for a few minutes of canoodling.
18. Talking dirty the first time you hook up with a person. At least pretend to be charming the first few times. You have to build up to that dirty shit.
19. Using nice girls just for sex. If you just want to have a dirty, random hookup, then go after a dirty, random slut. Don’t corrupt the good girls.
20. Rolling over and going to sleep as soon as everything is said and done. It doesn’t feel good to engage in an intimate activity with someone and then be ignored.”
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I totally agree with 1 and 19…omg so true!