I ran the plan through my mind again. This operation had been in the works for a month, and I was terrified of fucking it up. I was visualizing the primary and secondary egress routes with my eyes shut when I recognized the target’s distinct voice around the corner. No mistaking that voice – not after all the direct and indirect intel I’d gathered. I took a turkey-look around the corner for a quick visual confirmation. I half-hoped I’d see something that warranted an abort, but conditions were favorable. This, as they say, was motherfucking it.
My mouth tasted like copper.
My abdominal muscles clenched.
My right knee quivered like it always does when I’m scared.
I stepped around the corner.
The target locked eyes with me.
Blood pounded in my ears.
I unstuck my tongue from the roof of my mouth.
“Hi Melanie!” I croaked. “Will you go to Homecoming with me?”
Did you crack up? I did. That’s part of today’s post over at Pill Red, Condition Yellow, the new blog of Dogsquat, one of our favorite peeps. Anyone familiar with Dogsquat from the comment section knows that he’s a smart, irreverent, hilarious and effective writer. He’s one of the best communicators I’ve ever seen, and now he’s hung out a shingle. Great news!
For all the young guys reading here, and there are quite a few, don’t miss this. He’s a good man who inspires and entertains. His advice is golden.
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Sue -
I stumbled across this very popular relationship blog for women. The level of ignorance about male motivation and female hypergamy brought tears to my eyes.
I posted there, but I think they need Aunt Sue more than they need me.
Shoutouts ta Dogsquat who is da man. Only JM and Roissy’s KingA equal him. Only GBFM surpasses him.
Yay! Good that we’re getting more sane voices in the manosphere.
I’ve always loved Dogsquat’s comments, and I’m glad that he took your advice and created a blog.
I’ve been saying I want a Red Pill alternative to the PUAs.
I’m glad we’ve finally got one.
Congrats Dogsquat! You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I’m sure that your blog will do a world of good. …now all we need to do is get JM to start a blog!
>> “Only GBFM surpasses him.”
Lol! Maybe if we say his name enough, he’ll come back.
Gotta admit that Dogsquat, for a short period, had the most gruesomely funny avatar I’ve seen on HUS (the current one is pretty good too)…
That on top of his good comments…
Excellent news!
My most recent post…Thank Goodness for the Linotype
I think most guys can relate to that story. Congratulations Dogsquat!
@Mule
This says it all:
Oy.
@ENY
Haha, that’s the one he’s using at his blog!
@Susan,
You’re right! That avatar is disturbingly amusing…
So, I realized this morning what separated this one post from typical PUA posts on learning to approach.
How respectful it was of other people.
Really, everything he suggests are a mechanic can be learned at PUA blogs (at least the ones I’ve surveyed). However, his hints on not being creepy with staff and such show respect for other people.
@Mule,
Boy, there’s a lot of denial on that comment you made on that booty call post. Looks like a lot of women there just keep digging…
Thank you very much, Susan!
Herb said:
“So, I realized this morning what separated this one post from typical PUA posts on learning to approach.
How respectful it was of other people.”
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I need to work on my camouflage and concealment some more.
@Dogsquat
Nope, you’re not infantry anymore…you’re ADA and you want them to see you. Remember, every sortie used to try to take you out is a virtual kill (man, you ADA guys are fucked in the head sometimes).
@Dogsquat
For a blog that has been open for biz for just a few days, you’re already getting a nice convo going. Well done!
Vox Day has just written up a post on Dogsquat’s new blog. That is a great endorsement from a blogger who has an extremely loyal following. We’re ramping up our expectations Dogsquat!
http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2012/05/dogsquats-new-blog.html
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Whoop whoop! Thanks, Susan.
I was so happy when I heard the news! Best wishes for the new blog, Dogsquat!
Herb. Although a grunt by nature and nurture, I had the misfortune to spend a year in ADA–Nike Herc–which seemed considerably longer.
Terrible place for a simple but honest grunt.
Full of engineers. Ever try to tell an engineer a joke?
Google up “Medal for Horatius”. The ADA guys thought it was straight. Had to tell them about the Temple of Janus, though.
I like Dog’s description of what happens when, having taken the red pill, a guy reflects on what went wrong previously.
Ugh…Susan, I love you, but I find Pill Red, Condition Yellow eye-rollingly bad. His writing is so caricatured, so smug, and so painfully self-centered that I don’t see how anyone can possibly relate to it.
@leadsynth
Really? He’s been a commenter here for a while and he’s never been smug. Did you see the post about his parents’ relationship? It was lovely. In any case, I think Dogsquat has a lot of useful things to share with young men – that’s his target audience. And FWIW, I believe he’s a very good man who loves women, and the ‘sphere needs more of that.
None of us is for all markets, and I can assure you many people find my writing intolerable!
@leadsynth
He tells it like it is, and doesn’t sugar coat it. He’s not smug or self-centered, just much more direct. Some people prefer or need that direct style.
Richard said:
“Although a grunt by nature and nurture, I had the misfortune to spend a year in ADA–Nike Herc–which seemed considerably longer.”
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Richard, do you think the conventional warheads were worth a crap in those things? I can see the short term utility in lobbing a 28kt nuke into a formation of TU-95s, but I’ll bet the missile was more expensive than those bombers.
Would that system have worked?
Leadsynth dislikes my fashion sense.
It’s ok, no one’s perfect.
@Dogsquat
Probably not. The Nike Hercules used a very complicated guidance algorithm to maximize range (in comparison to Russian CLOS guidance or the later Hawk’s semi-active guidance). Having the kind of accuracy required to get the missile within kill distance of a Tu-95, especially a maneuvering one, would have been very difficult considering the range and angular resolution of radars at the time.
It’s good to see Dogsquat with his own blog. Even GBFM chimed in with his usual schtick.
Dog. I was S1 in a Nike Herc group. Once I found out the Herc had no bayonet lugs, I lost interest in its other characteristics.
Further than that, deponent–having signed something or other binding for life–sayeth not.
@Richard:
Roger, understood.
My sneaky squirrel paperwork only lasts 25 years. That nuke stuff is serious.
We assured the public that the booster disposal areas were all in the numerous lakes surrounding the Detroit-Cleveland Air Defense District.
AFAIK, it was true. Lots of little lakes and such. And a couple of big ones.
Thing is, given the context, the sillyvilians worrying about boosters was hilarious.
It seems that we truly have a good voice in blogosphere… It will be fun for sure…
It indeed is a brilliant voice. Great blogosphere.
-Kyle