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So. I guess you put this in the humor section because you find hand-jobs inherently humorous? Or what? Because the post you linked was just a bunch of drunk idiots. And everything was mostly wriiten from the male perspective. Because men are just so underrepresented.
And, I guess, my problem is that these stories are from the prospective of frat types. And it describes truly awful hand-jobs. What about hand-jobs between lovers who are causal but still care about each other? Or a hand-job for someone you care about because you think they need more sex. Whatever.
So. Yeah. Like giving hand-jobs because I like making my partner happy. But, honestly, there is no Good Person discount. It is depressing.
I put this story in the Humor section because when I read it I laughed so hard my abs hurt. Of course it's written by drunk idiots, in a regular column about hookups gone wrong. Which is apparently very common, who knew? Here's an account of two strangers drunkenly fumbling with genitals – he doesn't even know her well enough to tell her it hurts like hell. So yes, written by the "victim" of a bad hand job.
As for hand jobs between two caring partners, by all means, whatever works for you. In my experience, they're way down on guys' list of preferred activities. Guys often say that no one can possibly do it as well as they can 
As for giving a hand job because someone needs more sex? Sorry, I don't recommend pity sex. It generally leads to revulsion on the part of the "giver."
8:54 am
November 22, 2011
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Nothing wrong with the occasional "old fashioned". I found the stories to be very funny. I even passed the link on to a few friends!
The flip side for me is: I can't believe people get this drunk and stupid. These are the people that will be running the country when I'm in retirement?!
9:35 am
November 23, 2011
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Kids in India post advanced calculus problems while kids in America talk about their drunken sexual escapades.
Anyone else wonder why we're in a recession?
10:37 am
November 22, 2011
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The more general stupidity I see from college age kids, the more I wonder how long it will be before China simply waltzes in and takes control.
Don't get me wrong, I did plenty of stupid shit back in the day. But I never acted with the utter lack of concern for repercussions I see from kids now. When I did stupid shit, it was because I had thought about it and decided that the worst outcome was tolerable. I truly don't think young adults take the few seconds necessary to think things through before they act. Its an entire generation of people with little common sense and no ability to delay gratification for the common good. They tend to be very reactionary, and do little critical thinking.
To me its scary as hell!
6:49 pm
November 23, 2011
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Ken, that's a bit of stretch.
Blaming economic recessions on the sexual escapades of drunken college students?
I can think of more compelling explanations. This one for instance:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A…..cle_theory
@ Susan:
College Ted here. I believe the most enjoyable activity from any particular woman will be the one she has the most practice with. A handjob from a well practiced woman is orders of magnitude better than masturbation. It might even be better than head from or sex with that same woman. Just my two cents.
@Ted D,
"Its an entire generation of people with little common sense and no ability to delay gratification for the common good. They tend to be very reactionary, and do little critical thinking."
I find myself thinking the same things sometimes. For example, all yesterday I watched my 13-year-old cousin text her boyfriend and was like geez, kids these days! I think adults have been saying that forever though. Back in the '70s, my grandfather told one of my older cousins "You're what's wrong with the world today." She was 16.
No doubt things are changing; technology is changing the way we interact, and education for the sake of learning is going down the tubes as schools obsess over standardized tests scores. But in some ways, kids are just as crazy as they were 50 years ago. My dad acted like a total idiot when he was a teenager in the '60s, as did my uncle in the '70s. Right now high school students look like immature idiots to me; in several years, I'll probably feel that way about college students. Maybe it's just because I'm getting older. 
1:17 pm
November 24, 2011
OfflineI think the problem with the schools is much older than standardized tests.
I think it began with state funding of education and got worse when the feds got into the act Boards of Education and school administrators just don't spend money from on high as carefully as money collected from their neighbors. Also, the strings attached to that money distract teachers and staff from the business of education.
When I was nine years old we lived in England. I wandered over the countryside miles from home. I'm pretty sure I understood that if something bad happened help was far away. It made for a certain prudence. Now parents don't let their children out of the house unsupervised.
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