Posted by Susan Walsh on Feb 12, 2010 in
Relationship Strategies,
Tidbits Is John Mayer human? Did anyone actually witness him being born of woman? I don’t know anything about John Mayer’s mother, but his dad is this cute little guy…
…who apparently hooked up with this one night:
…and some months later this sprang to life:
…to the detriment of all those who would read his vain and [...]
Tags: douchebag, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Playboy interview, Rolling Stone
Posted by Susan Walsh on Oct 14, 2009 in
Relationship Strategies This list of 35 brutally honest truths will tell you what women really want from men. Let’s just say I’m trying to promote cross-cultural understanding. Think of this as an Instruction Manual.
1. Women don’t tell each other everything.
We don’t share a lot of intimate sexual details. OK, if you’re hung like a stallion, it [...]
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Posted by Susan Walsh on Sep 28, 2009 in
Relationship Strategies,
What Guys Want Manolith, a men’s lifestyle online magazine, recently ran the article 20 Reasons You’re Still Single. I was delighted to learn that there are apparently a significant number of men who want a relationship and need advice. The piece addresses a wide range of typical male weaknesses, including questionable hygiene, douchebaggery and being “too nice.”
One of [...]
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Jimmy Soul, 1970
Do beautiful women have a harder time finding real love? I bet Jennifer Aniston thinks so. The woman in this photo writes the [...]
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Posted by Susan Walsh on Aug 3, 2009 in
Relationship Strategies,
What Guys Want “Joey: You waited too long and now you’re in ‘The Friend Zone’.
Ross: No, I’m not in the Zone.
Joey: Come on, Ross; you’re mayor of the Zone!”
Friends
I’m one of those cynics who thinks it is really, really difficult for guys and girls to maintain platonic friendships. I think it works best when:
One or [...]
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I found this bit of humor at Buzzfeed, but I suspect know that many guys would call it 100% accurate. We call them jerks and douchebags, but we go for them anyway, don’t we? If we didn’t they’d be forced to stop acting so nasty to get laid. Do we force nice guys into last [...]
Tags: arrogance, bad boys, challenge, confidence, connection, date, dating, douche, douchebag, dumped, guys, humor, jerks, love, male, mystery, nice guys, plan, player, relationships, respect, self-esteem, Selfish Prick, strategy, success
Posted by Susan Walsh on Jun 5, 2009 in
Girl Talk My son is back from college, and it’s great to have him around. Most of the rebellion and conflict is behind us at this point, so we can hang out together and enjoy each other’s company. He’s a faithful reader of Hooking Up Smart, supportive and encouraging. He thinks I am way too hard on [...]
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Posted by Susan Walsh on Mar 31, 2009 in
Tidbits There are all kinds of great Ecards around. I wrote a post a while back about sending anonymous ecards to notify someone you have an STD in The New Postcard: STD Arrived, Hope You Are Healthy. And at That’s Not Cool, you can choose from a variety of ecards to send when someone is cyber- [...]
Tags: awkward, breakup, college, douchebag, ecards, ex, penis, porn, sex
