His Idea of the Perfect Date
Found this gem over at RoFrKa: Welcome to My Life, a blog by Robert Kafka. Perhaps a 12-step recovery program for Emotional F*ckwits would help.
“I never go on a date with any expectations, I just know the 12 Stages of a Hook Up.”
Stage 1: Chatting
Stage 2: Hugging
Stage 3: Drinking
Stage 4: Eating
Stage 5: Kissing
Stage 6: Rubbing
Stage 7: Grabbing
Stage 8: Licking
Stage 9: Sucking
Stage 10: Fucking
Stage 11: Cuddling
Stage 12: Leaving
Don’t Settle for Bad Hookup Sex
“And what about us? Free, we say, yet the truth is they get erections when they’re with a woman they don’t give a damn about, but we don’t have an orgasm unless we love him. What’s free about that?”
Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook
Let’s assume you have considered and dismissed the disadvantages of hooking [...]
What’s Dumb About Hooking Up? (Part II)
Benjamin: “Listen to me. What happened between me and Mrs. Robinson was nothing. It didn’t mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.”
Mr. Robinson: “Shaking hands? Well, that’s not saying much for my wife, is it?”
Girls hook up for a variety of reasons. Before hooking up with anyone, you owe it to [...]
