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Sorry to Kill Your 4th of July Buzz

Posted by Susan Walsh on Jul 3, 2009 in Personal Development

Partying on the 4th is an inalienable right passed down from our Founding Fathers. That used to mean parades, fireworks, strawberry shortcake, and beer. The celebrations have gotten more potent, though, featuring vast numbers of 30-racks and large tubs of punch made with Everclear. They’re also starting earlier in the day, with the drinking underway [...]

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Breakup Survival Playlist #2: Tornado Alley

Posted by Susan Walsh on Mar 17, 2009 in Ask Susan, Girl Talk

When you’re going through a breakup, the first couple of days are a blur. You’re in shock, you’re in denial, and you have a whole lot of support from your friends. All that serves to blunt the effect somewhat. Then, on about day three or four, reality sets in. You. Have. Been. Dumped. Your world [...]

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The Girls’ Kickass Guide to Getting Over a Breakup

Posted by Susan Walsh on Mar 4, 2009 in Ask Susan, Relationship Strategies

 
Now that Zagat’s has announced new Dating (and Dumping) Guides for New York and LA, I’m bracing myself for some nasty stories. Zagat’s selected their dumping grounds based on the number of exits and proximity to transportation (so you can get the hell outta there), as well as the attractiveness of the clientele, so that [...]

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His Idea of the Perfect Date

Posted by Susan Walsh on Dec 11, 2008 in Tidbits, What Guys Want

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Found this gem over at RoFrKa: Welcome to My Life, a blog by Robert Kafka. Perhaps a 12-step recovery program for Emotional F*ckwits would help.
“I never go on a date with any expectations, I just know the 12 Stages of a Hook Up.”
Stage 1: Chatting
Stage 2: Hugging
Stage 3: Drinking
Stage 4: Eating
Stage 5: Kissing
Stage 6: Rubbing
Stage 7: Grabbing
Stage 8: Licking
Stage 9: Sucking
Stage 10: Fucking
Stage 11: Cuddling
Stage 12: Leaving

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