Is Asher Roth a Tool?
“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Q: Why are college guys acting like adolescent knuckleheads?
A: Because they can.
Wow. College guys are having such a good time! It’s hard to imagine that two generations ago college men were serious and earnest about beginning [...]
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If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Stumble On It
I need to talk to you about a really important guy in my life. His name is Stumble Upon. He is huge and powerful, and whenever I spend time with him I feel special. He gives me so much attention! He has introduced me to a ton of people already, but I want to meet everyone [...]
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The Girls’ Kickass Guide to Getting Over a Breakup
Now that Zagat’s has announced new Dating (and Dumping) Guides for New York and LA, I’m bracing myself for some nasty stories. Zagat’s selected their dumping grounds based on the number of exits and proximity to transportation (so you can get the hell outta there), as well as the attractiveness of the clientele, so that [...]
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